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"You weather prophets make a great
many mistakes," said the man who
sneers.
"Tea," answered the observer, "and if
other people had all their mistakes
published In the daily papers as we do
I suspect that our record would seem
pretty good,"—Washington Star.
Twn of HIn MronK Points.
The Young Man—I don't take any
credit to myself for being able to Kpell
better than otlm.e people can. Spelling
is a gift.
Miss Snappelgh—You acquired your
modesty, 1 presume, by diligent applica-
tion.—Chicago Tribune.
* To' Make Ued Inlc.
Red ink Is easily made by amateurs
who follow this recipe: Get a one ounce
bottle and see that it la perfectly clean
and dry. I'lace In It one teaapoonful
pt aqua ammonia, gum arable the size
of two peas, and add six grains of car-
mine. Fill up the bottle with clear
soft water, and after standing a little
while It will be flt for use.
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Blmaile Slot'klnK*.
Dirt is always unhealthy, so II should
not be tolerated even in an elastic
■tocking, though that is not an article
that can be sent to the wash. Cleau it
by rubbing it with a piece of dunne.'
dipped In flour, heated as much as pos-
sible In the oven without browning it.
Bhake out the flour and repeat the proc
ess If necessary.
Hl  Calamity.
Chappie —I knelt befoah her am}
asked her to be my wife.
Chollle—And she wejected you?
Chappie—Ya-as.
Chollie—That was wougb.
Chappie—Ya-as. I got my twousah*
bagged at the knees for nothing, bah
Jove!
r like * Watch.
"Do you know." he went on gllbl.v
after tlie parlor clock had struck 1 J.
-do you know that a man Is like
watch because he is known by his-
works?"
"I know he is not like a watch," slit
remarked, with .1 yawn, "for whet
he Is wound up h« doesn't seem to go."
—Yonkers S(ale*uan.
Then She Kissed Him.
"You have uot kissed me," she pout
ed, "for fifteen minutes."
I know It," he said. "I have a very
sensitive tooth, which is liable to ache
if I do."
"What do you ineau, sir?"
"Why, you are so sweet, you know!"
Shirt Peddler Makes
Good Catch In City.
(Continued from 1st page.)
and what their excuse is we do
not know, for they are not so
big- but what they can get shirts
here any old time they will
ask for them. But then, some
people simply cannot under-
stand that money spent away
from home hurts the town,
especially when just as good
goods can be purchased at home,
often at less cost.
THE
PALACE
DRUG STORE
Where It Belong*.
"Why do they put the nation's flag
on top of the schoolhouse?" asked the
teacher who wanted to instill a patri-
otic lesson.
"Please, ma'am," answered the head
boy, "it's because the pole is theiV-
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune^
You may be busy, but if you havs
time to tell your troubles you are not
busy enough.—Atchison Globe.
At Dreamland Tonight
Roy Fortune
ONLY ONE-LEGGED WIRE WALKER IN
THE WORLD.
BERT PARISH ACROBAT.
TOM ATTAWAY
Character Commedian
Special Play
*r AND PICTURES TONIGHT if *
Entire Change of Program.
PAVING TELLERS' ERRORS.
Those Official* Are I'Huallf Ready to
Hcctify Mialakn.
A bank officer, referring in a recent
address to the responsibility of paying
tellers, declares that the idea that such
officials were rarely willing to rectify
mistakes had little basis in fact. He
added: "How Is it that there exists in
the minds of many the idea that pay-
lng tellers are inclined to resent even
the suggestion that they make error*
In counting money? I have never
known one >vho made the slightest
claim to infallibility. Who has not
heard the ancient and oft told story of
a teller who was asked by a person for
Whom he has cashed a check If he had
Dot made a mistake? As the narrative
usually runs the self satisfied money
counter behind the desk is Inclined to
become Indignant and replies in a
pompous and abrupt manner that he
never makes mistakes. The consider-
ate party then states that the amount
paid him exceeded that named iu the
check, but the teller sUll maintains
that there can be no error either way,
as he never makes mistakes.
"Where is the teller who upon being
told he had made an error would fail
to politely inquire as to the nature of
the same? The inference is that tell-
ers are possessed of so much vanity
and conceit that they lose the amount
said to be overpaid rather than ac-
knowledge an error. How unlikely
and ridiculous!"—New York Post.
Good Goods
Careful Service
Courteous Treatment
THAT'S OUR WAY
FRED REED
PROPRIETOR .
I. M. Jackson
Dealer In
Day Phone 24
Night Phone 193
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Jutm ron Lleblff.
Von Llebig was skillful in correcting
popular delusions on scientific subjects.
A notable example of this may be
found In the overthrow of the once
much discussed theory of "spontane-
ous combustion," a comparatively mod-
ern error, dating, It seems, only from
the year 1725, but which persisted long
after Lavoisier had explained the real
nature of fire, which was from time to
time put forward with success In the
defense of persons on trial for murder
and received Its last support from
Charles Dickens. His success in this
direction throws a pleasant light on
the progress of civilization. One won-
ders what would have been the fate of
Yon Liebig had he opposed himself to
such an error in the sixteenth century
when Kepler could only save his moth-
er from going to the stake for witch-
Craft by satisfying her judges that she
possessed none of the signs essential
to a witch. In those days Kepler did
not dare to say that there were no
such things as witches.—W. A. Shen
atone In Cornhill Magazine.
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4<
EAST MAIN
'Phone 62
All Kinks of Fresh and ;;
Cured Meats
OYSTERS AND FISH.
W. T. Thornton, Prop. |
A Good Deed.
Mother (severely)—Johnny, where 1 
that piece of cake I left here when )
went out?
Johnny—I gave it to a hungry little
boy, mamma, and, oh, he was so glad
to get it!
Mother—Come to my arms, you dear,
dear angel. Who was the little boy?
Johnny—Me,
At Cost this
Week at
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If you would hit the mark you must
•Im a little above it. Every arrow that
flleg feela the attraction the earth.
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inquire at this office.
The Cubanette 5 Cent Cigar.