The Hennessey Clipper (Hennessey, Okla.), Vol. 28, No. 14, Ed. 1 Thursday, August 30, 1917 Page: 3 of 10
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THE BEST
mm
lutie Dame
, INDIANA
e In Agriculture
-ettors, Journalism,
•y, Pharmacy, Me<U-
ninerce ted Law.
would get along
ss point to their
to their conyer.
made in America,
;lita the housewife.
ded.
pretty smooth t«
ays."
I ly get smooth on
REST FLATTERY
money the Iralta-
h of the original.
' Hair Dressing—
kens your hair In
contains no dya.
IAN AS EQUAL
Plants Say 8ho
Consistent With
Than Men.
ed to place wom-
ind worship her.
Donaid Wllhelm,
Confessions of a
the Century, h
;e her as an equal,
rhe quotation be-
on of a hardhead-
on the importance
irld of labor:
see. Isn't emotlon-
hls judgment of
was glad he wa
-era' room of th«
rters when the r -
letall of the strlk#
place the follow*
ng. He mada a
ve all known wotn-
lr Uvea—ever slnca
lctlcally. Most of
that a woman cant
■k because they're
let a man use tha
ng something he
But a woman can
3 do anything that
1 most tilings bet-
do anything near
do. Now, mayba
women can dt
know what they
_ big girls, I say
kind of mechanical
jlstent with their
men.'
■Intendent, a new
thrown out a hun-
>lant 'back In Ohio'
heir places, and ha
?tter all arounfi."
hat
out
bring a
kage of
ic-Nuts
lelicious,
thfulfood
a pleas-
lesson in
omy.
s a Reason"
*
IN BED FOR WEEKS
Mr. Smith Was in a Bad Way,
But Doan's Restored Him to
the Best of Health.
In April. 1916, Louis Smith, 90 New
8t.. Hackensack, N. J., said: "Words
fail to describe the misery I endured
from kidney complaint. In my work I
har© to do a lot of heavy lifting and
this weukenea my kidneys.
At first I only suffered
from a slight backache,
but almost before J knew
it, I was all bent over like
a man a hundred years
old.
"I began to grow worse
as the days passed and
finally I had to take to
Mr. Smith, my bed where 1 re-
mained far weekb. My head pained ter-
ribly and my back just throbbed. I
was always dizzy and it seemed as if
everything was whirling. Little black
specks came before my eyes and I also
suffered from painful and scanty pas-
sages of the kidney secretions. Every-
thing seemed dark and dreary.
"Doan's Kidney Pills completely
cured me and 1 am enjoying the uest of
health now."
"Sworn to before me
E. M. Johnson, Justice Peace.
On March 10. 1917, Mr. Smith added:
"I will nev r forget what Doan's have
done for me. Whenever I catch cold
on my kidneys. I can depend on Doan's
to me up all right."
Get Doan'n ti Any Store, POca Box
DOAN'S "VfAV
FOSTRR-MILBURN CO., BUFFALO. N. Y.
TOCOME POTATO
Officials of Food Administration
Give Advice.
Unusual Facilities for Financing Stor«
age Have Been Arranged and ^
Comprehensive Plan of Action
Is Recommended.
HE ADDED IT TO THE BILL
Hotel Manager Surprised Actreaa
Who Was Accumulating Furnish-
ings for New Apartment.
TYFHO'D
no more necessary
an Smallpox. Arrcy
experl-nce hax demonstrated
the almost miraculous efff-
Caey, and barmlessnf ss, of Antityphoid Vacclnadoiu
Bo vaccinated NOW by your physician, you and
four family. It Is more vital than house Inruran- e.
Aak you* physician, drutfglEt, or send for 'Hive
yon had Tj"phoid?" telling of Typhoid Vacci e,
result! from use, and danger from Typhoid Carriers.
Praduelnff facelno* and S9rum3 undw U. S. Litems
Th# Cotter Laboratory, Borkeley, CaL, Chicago, 111.
. FKffRfWS"
HAIR IBALSAM
L toilet preparation of merit.
Helps to eradicate dandruff.
For Restoring Color and
lauty toGray or Fadce Hair.
floe, and #1.00 it Druggist a.
'SflNlTOXIDE1
(row AMYTHIN® TH*T ITOHIt)
I A Doctor's pret:rlptloif«rlnm9(ilslc re'Ulfrom I
I ajurrvf ttois art irrltatlMt of Skla, Chaflaf, It-1
I ek-tof Piles. Poison 111, EeZMM, Purltis. Satis- [
I ")scllon guaranteed, or monen«fundsd. Mailod I
I on rocolpf of pries, 35c. Sal*? tgMts distrlbu- I
Itors wanted, sanitoiida Mfg. Co., 2573 EiansSt. j
?AT£hTS
Watflon R. t'ohmian,
Patent l.a wyer Wo-shingiun.
^ . )>. C. Advice and books free.
«ia reasonable. Iligbost references. lie.it services.
A Sad Memory.
Availing herself of her ecclesiastical
privileges, the clergyman's wife asked
questions which, coming from anybody
else, would have been thought imperti-
nent.
"I presume you carry a memento of
come kind in that locket you wear?*'
•he said.
"Yes, ma'am," said the parishioner;
"it is a lock of my husband's hair."
"But your husband is still alive," the
lady exclaimed.
"Yes. ma'am, but his hair is gone."
Washington.—Officials of the food i
administration gave out the following
statement concerning the steadying of I
potato prices, especially Important just
now: *
Unusual facilities for financing stor-
age are ottered American potato grow-
ers as a result of war conditions. The
federal reserve system is at their dis-
posal, and farmers who store their 1917
potato crop in approved local ware-
houses, may obtain, upon their storage
receipts, !X)-duy loans from member
banks of the reserve system at a rate
not to exceed 0 per cent. Mr. Lou D.
Sweet, potato expert with the food ad-
ministration, was instrumental in
bringing this matter to the reserve
board's attention.
New England growers Jiave started
a movement to take advantage of this
ruling to help them solve their market-
ing problem. The prospect which the
growers of tills group of states face
Is that of handling 45,000,(MX) bushels
of potatoes—one-tenth of the entire
United States crop—without causing
an overstocked market and the result-
ing loss of all profit on the crop.
The growers communicated with lo-
cal authorities in their respective
states, who in turn laid the situation
before the food administration. A con-
ference between the
thorities and expert
administration was held recently at
IJoston, Mass. A plan of action was
mapped out at this meeting which in-
cludes the following:
1. Marketing of only one-third of the
crop at harvest time; another third in
JMJ days, or placing in storage and later
distributed as demand affords oppor-
tunity; the remaining third to be
stored by tlie grower and marketed
throughout the year.
2. All potatoes to be graded with
care, taking out culls, cuts, cracks and
any that are bruised. It was recom-
mended that a wire screen grader be
used—one und seven-eighths-inch inesh
for oblong tubers and two-inch mesh
for round ones. Graded stock then to
be placed in good two-bushel sacks—
one hundred and fifteen pounds to the
sack—and the sacks sewed tightly so
as to prevent shucking and bruising.
3. Increasing the load in each rail-
road car from the normal 30,000
pounds. That these cars can be un-
loaded within 24 to 30 hours or their | riv
arrival at destination.
A. That municipalities and
bodies provide storage for
Accustomed to the laxer scrutiny
that prevailed on the road and hav-
ing In the past furnished in part sev-
eral flats with the loot picked up in
various hotels, the actress had dur-
ing her winter in New York been as-
siduously robbing her breakfast and
other trays of things that might help
to furnish the apartment which she
contemplated ;is a summer retreat.
Even linen and occasional pieces of
i bric-a-brac as fine as the hotel sup-
i plied went into her trunk against the
| day of moving into the new apart-
I nicut.
I Finally the time came,* the apart
i inent was rented and the hotel man-
j tiger was requested to send her up her
bill, as she was going to leave. In due
time tlie bill arrived. To her horror it
! exceeded by at least $150 the sum she
i had expected.
i Instead of merely the account for
| tin? last week, there were charged nap-
j kins, spoons, knives and forks and
I similar articles which had disap-
! peared. The account was surprisingly
I accurate. She had to admit that even
in her agitation.
Of course, it was necessary for her
to register indignation and send for
the manager. He arrived, armed with
a list of what she had sought to ap-
propriate, as well as the dates on
which the things had disappeared. It
was useless to struggle.
"Just unpack tliem," he said in an
entire!* businesslike way, "and 1 will
deduct them from th account."
It was humiliating. There was nc
doubt of that. But there was in real-
iwers, local au- I il>' oll,y om' way out. The manager
from the food j retired. The trunks were repacked.
The substantial pile of household
goods was put on the bed Cor his in-
spection.
Carefully a maid checked off the
list. The revised bill was sent and tlie
check for it delivered. Then without
the savings of a whole winter the
guest retired. I!ut it was with a
gnashing of teeth and a deeply mut-
tered curse that left no doubt as to
the emotions of the lady on departing
from the hotel.
y Mlstaka.
;ur buslnessf
lone by ra; compete
uzzle.
ade from milk, suir&
>ound t> be nourUS*
but I'ra hanged If 3
ntain ae«t unit*.
SOAP IS STRONGLY ALKALINE
and constant use will burn out the
scalp. Cleanse the sealp by shampoo
tng with "La Creole" llair Dressing
and darken, in the natural way, those
ugly, grizzly hairs. I'rice, $ 1.00.—Adv.
GIRL OF 14 SOLDIER'S WIFE
While Her Husbar.d Fights in France
Young Bride Will Go to
School in This Country.
A fourteen-year-old schoolgirl be-
9 came a soldier's wife in Brooklyn re-
■cently, thus following the example of
fBber mother, who became the bride of
one of Uncle Sam's men in khaki 14
nkionths ago.
quantities as
| the harvest.
"A storage
j Sweet, who
i "such as will
other
large
possible at the peak of
p, Mattie Lee Hudsheth of Douglas.: . , ,.v
■Ariz., was the latest bride, says the - ' * ' - '
Brooklyn Eagle. The soldier boy who
yjibecnmc her husband is David Eugene
■Henry of Spring. Tex. The bridegroom
®ls only twenty-two, and a member of
■the Twenty-second infantry, now sta
tinned at Fort Hamilton.
p Tiie girl's stepfather went abroad
1th General Pershing, and is now
somewhere In France." llis wife
lannivl to join him and come East
rVhlle wailing passports here her
3&ught<v met lleury, with whom she
became acquaints! in Arizona, two
[years ago.
While tlie bride's mother Is absent
France bvv daughter will remain
Here .and attend school.
house," said Lou D.
ittended this meeting,
as will conform to the require-
laid down by the Federal Reserve
board, does not call for a specially con-
structed house. There are innumer-
able buildings, which if properly
cleaned, ventilation provided, and man-
aged so as to maintain a temperature
of about 3o degrees, will answer ad-
mirably for this purpose.
"This year the United States planted
its potato crop from the poorest qual-
ity of 'seed that ever went into the
ground, and naturally the harvest will
be potatoes of poor quality.
grading, careful packing, common-
sense storage, and careful shipping are
necessary to insure just returns to the
growers who have responded to the
all for increased produc-
tion of potatoes."
Austria's Quicksilver Mines.
"Ilie quicksilver miues of Idria
used to attract many American tour-
ists every season, even though an in-
spection of the works necessitated an
eight hour (round trip) journey by
diligence from Loitsch, a village 22
miles by rail southwest of Lulbach,
says a bulletin of the National Geo-
graphic society. In peace times, 1,200
men are employed in the works, which
| are situated on the right bank of the
river Idria about half a mile from
the center of the village. The ore is
cinnabar of unusual richness, yield-
ing six per cent quicksilver. The purl-
tied product is put up in steel or iron
bottles, each containing 70 pounds of
the liquid metal, or in sheepskins con-
taining 55 pounds each. About 40
tom of the annual output is converted
Into pigments (vermilion) In Idria,
thus constituting a subsidiary in-
dustry.
SHE HAD WAYWARD DAUGHTER
Neighbor Was Surprised When She
Found Cause of Severe Rebuke
Administered by Mother.
A Get-Rich-Quick Scheme. ,
Two young Irishmen in a Canadian j
i>giment were going into the trenches
>r the first time, and their captain .
promised them five shillings each for j
very German they killed.
Pat lay dmvn to rest, while Mick per '
formed the duty of u-afchlng. Pat had
Hot la'.n long when he was awakened
t).v Ml ?k shouting:
"They're eomln'! They're comln'l"
"Who's comin'?" shouts Pat.
"The Germans," replies Mick.
"How many are there?"
"About fifty thousand."
"Begorra," shouts Pat, jumping up
und grabbing his rifle, "our fortune's
made!" -London Opinion.
POST TOAST! ES
arc bully
good for f
any meal
and for all
the famijjy
A lady living in a large apartment
house relates the following:
"I had occasion one day to visit the
npartr.ient of a neighbor. Such grave
and earnest tones of remonstrance
reached my ears, as I approached my
friend's room, that I hesitated about
Intruding. \ found her winsome .young
daughter with her. and the mother had
evidently been rebuking her. for the
girl's face was flushed, and there were
tears hi her ejres.
"Come In," said my friend. "I have
finished what I was saying to Jenny,
and I hope she will remember my
wishes."
"Afi. these children—these chil-
dren P* thomrht. I to myself. How way-
ward they are, even gentle things like
Jenny, and bow tremendous are a par-
ent's responsibilities 1
"I have Just been telling her." con-
tinued my friend, "that she must not
wear her evening gloves when she goes
shopping In the morning. In the first
place. It Is not genteel; and in the
second place. It Is extravagant."
Her evening gloves! And yet, I as-
sure yon. her tom* and expression, and
the Impression made on Hie child
would have befitted a serious wrong-
doing—one that had issues in time
and eternity.
Women's Rights in Philippines.
Women in the Philippines, from Fill- |
| pino to Ifugano and from Kalingn to |
j Jloro, have a lot to say about tlie way |
things are run.
My first realisation of the differenl
i status of Philippine womanhood came
j on the Pacific steamer on which I last
Strict | returned to the United States. A young
]• ilipino wanted to wrestle with some
of the Japanese on board. Put his wife
was with him and she feared she would
lose a husband in the melee. She ve-
toed his desire with considerable ease
and perfect effectiveness. If she had
been a Chinese, Japanese or Indian of
the same class her husband would have
wrestled as long as he wanted to, or
could, and the woman in the case
would have kept her mouth shut. In
the Philippines I have observed that
tlie woman holds the purse and the
gavel.—Christian Herald.
A Dilemma.
"I couldn't get out of marrying ht-r.
When she proposed she said: 'Will you
marry me? Have you nnv objection?'
Von see. whether I said 'Ves' or 'No,'
she hnd me."
"Why didn't you just keep silent
I then?"
"I did and she said. 'Silence glr-s
I cousent,' und that ended It."
When "Ads" Were Modest Appeals.
A hundred years ago the "modest
appeal," rather than the "beating or
| the big drum," was everywhere re-
garded as the acme of good advertlse-
i ment, says Tlie Christian Science
, Monitor. So James Platford, in Issu-
, ing at that time an Invitation to all
i and sundry, through the columns of
] Cowdroy's Manchester Gazette, In Kng-
j land, to visit his Flora Gardens, would
! rather do anything than overstate his
| case.
Deeply impressed with gratitude for
; the many favors conferred on him, he
j begs leave to inform his numerous
j friends and the public generally that
the above garden is now open for the
j entertainment of those who will favor
him with their company. He has also
J to inform 1 liem that a very respectable
hand of uiuslc will perform every
Thursday evening, when the admission
will be one sliillit
COVETED BY ALL
but possessed by few—a beautiful
head of hair. If yours Is streaked with
gray, or Is harsh and stiff, you can re-
store it to Its former beauty and lus-
ter by using "La Creole" Hair Dress-
ing. Price $1.00.—Adv.
Utter Indifference.
"No wonder she's unhappy. She
doesn't know where her husband Is
half the time."
"A grent many wives don't know
where their husbands are half the
time."
"Perhaps so; but he doesn't even
take the trouble to make her think she
knows where he Is."
skin tortures
That Itch, Burn and Scale Quickly Re-
lieved by Cuticura—Trial Free.
It takes about ten minutes to prove
that a hot bath with Cuticura Soap
followed by gentle applications of
Cuticura Ointment will ufford relief
and point to speedy healment of
eczemas, Itchlngs and Irritations. They
are Ideal for all toilet purposes.
Free sample each bj' mail with Book.
Address postenrd, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv.
Once Was Enough.
"My wife never rouses me up to cut
the grass before brenkfast."
"Is that so?"
"Yes; she tried It once, and I was
so sleepy that I ran the lawn mower
all over her flower beds."
WRIGLEYS
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build Up The Systen
Take the Old Standard GHOVE'S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking, as the formula is
printed on every label, showing it is
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria, the
builds up the system. 60 cents.
What He Heard.
-Well, you don't know
who
Visitor
I am.
Kid—Oh. yes, I do. You're the man
ma says woultj be a good catch for our
Lillian.
THIS IS THE AGE OF YOUTH.
You will look ten years younger if you
darken your ugly, grizzly, gray hairs by
using "La Creole" Hair Dressing.—Adv.
No Chance.
"Yes, sir; one hour's uninterrupted
reading each evening would make
you—"
"Uninterrupted! Where do you
think my wife spends her evenings?"
Helpful
After
every
meal
The goody that Is
beneficial to teeth
and stomach is
best for children.
Wrigley's is
to ali ages. It
massages and
strengthens
the gums,
l.eeps teeth
clean and
breath sweet,
aids appetite
and digestion.
The
Flavor
Lasts
Children Cry For
Net Contents riFluid Draoh
— ;~rsr
vB _AI,COHO^n>Bl^)KNT
M .ALCOHOL-J l'BK ucni.
I ;«] Avertable Preparation ft rAj
t similntin^ttcFood try Refute
1 lintJUieStomacis and Ikwcb"!
h' Thereby Promoting Dificslioii
■I Cheerfulness and Hesttiontaf"
I neither Opiom,Morphine nor
i Mineral. NotNahcouc
I JfKpr of Mlk.UOUl rfTOZX
Pmnpfjl Jtarf
MxSrnrtn t
j},«kcU4 Ufa
Jhft
lUrtfmiSof,
finbrffrmn /
, . .A helpful Remedy for
i Constipation ar.d Diarrhoea
and Feverlshness and
loss ok Sleep
facsimile Sijnanntrf
resulting !!i?rcfronrm
The Centaot Cowp -
YORK
Exact Copy of Wrapper
What is CASTOR!A
Castnria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric. Drops
and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium,
Morphine nor other narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee.
For more than thirty years it has been in constant use for the
relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea*
allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and by regulating the
Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving
healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea—The
Mother's Friend.
genuine CASTOR!A always
) Bears the Signature
In Use For Over 3!) Years
The Kind You H ave Always Bought
TH * CINT*
I YORK CITY.
one shilling each.
Looked Easy.
"I once caught a glimpse of a cele-
brated author at work on a novel."'
"Old he seeai to be laboring very
hard ?"
"No. Uls secretary whk doing nil
the work. The celebrated author was
standing by n window niul gazing
dreamily Into the street while he dic-
tated a few terse paragraphs."
Doing His Share.
"Are you doing your duty to your
country?"
"Well, I've ghnri up buying for my-
| self any of the luxuries auii got my
! wife to qui! wishing for the tilings we
| cun't attoi«d, If that's what you u \an.'
Big Words.
Little Girl—The doctor said mam-
ma must take a constitutional every
morning., What does that mean?
Little Boy—That means walking.
Little Girl—Then why didn't hg say
so?
Little Boy—I don't know, but I
guess may he if he called It that he
couldn't charge for It.
^ Wash day is smile day if you use Red
Cross Hall iiiue, American made, therefore
the best made. Adv.
Couldn't Do It,
Short—I sn.v. old innn, can you lend
me ten dollars?
I.ongley—Impossible. I've tried to
lend you money several times, hut you
always seem to look upon It as a gift, i
Not a Hard Case.
"Do you love your ma In-law?"
"Yon bet I do. My wife would break
my neck If I didn't."
When Vour Eyes Need Care
Try Murine Eye Remedy
No Pmartin* — Jaat Ky® Comfort. M ronu at
ur trail. Writ* for Fr«* Ni« Boofc.
Ml'BIMKYK RBMKDI CO., CHICAGO
Doris' Idea.
Doris' father raised chickens, ami
Doris understood all about setting
hens. One day she was taken to see
the new litter of puppies. They were
curly black balls cuddled down beside
a smooth tan mother.
"Are those really Emmy Lou's pup-
pies?" Doris asked.
"Yes, dear," she was told.
"Well, then," she remarked In a dis-
gusted tone, "she couldn't have sat on
her own eggs."
WOMAN'S CROWNING GLORY
Is her hair. If yours is streaked with
ugly, grizzly, gray hairs, use "La Cre-
ole" llalr Dressing and change it In
the natural way. I'rice $1.00.—Adv.
Now She's Angry.
lie—1 wonder wbat the meaning of
that picture Is? The youth and the
maiden are In a tender attitude.
She—Oh, don't you see? lie has
Just usked her to marry him, and she
is accepting him. Iiow sweet! What
does the artist call the picture?
What Did He Mean?
Mulford Vour wife used to Rintf
and play a great deal. 1 have not
beard her lately.
StIIfor<I -Since we have had chil-
dren she has had no time.
Mulford—Ah. children are such a
blessing! -Everybody's Magazine.
A GUARANTEED REMEDY FOR
HAY FEVER-ASTHMA
..Tra.in,BT WIU nE MWWWni by ynnr drngftvt
Tv r. i«H.ny <V,¥tlVn " V1'" fniMiiy dofs not hcoaflt
A"ihma. Hmnrhlnl Anthuiu «ml tb
A milton 111 hi niiitoini uoconiiuinylnu I Joy Kfrer No
matter how violent tiio attacks o* obmlu.iie tbe cat*
DR. R. SCUIFFKANN'S W%
AsthmadoR
AND ASYHMADOn CIGARETTES
posltlTBl, „<r«s INSTANT KIII.IKK In «
' ''"red tlH'it.mi.l", who had boflb
oorinlrtep'd in. iimM.
m««uns of relief |
theiuwlvPR «,f i hi
uu-iummvoni. f ihK tbrougb tbclrown
u w-cont parkuiTH an.I i>r.sMiit thla
■oleJudge as to whcib«r jouVrn ben<'fiue«i"an5 tbi
But w W1J g,Vo lou Jour money If you are
which «wuiS'!i Vi"W """"
He (looking about)—Oh, I see. It's R. Schflfminn Co., Proprietors, SI. Paul Minn,
written on u curd ut the bottom—
"Sold."
w. N. U., WICHITA, NO. 34-1917.
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