The Hennessey Clipper (Hennessey, Okla.), Vol. 25, No. 41, Ed. 1 Thursday, March 18, 1915 Page: 3 of 10
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THE CUPPER. HENNESSEY. OKLAHOMA.
A laxative today saves a slclc child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste, liver gets sluggish; stomach
Look at the tongue, mother! If coat-
ed, or your child is listless, crosB, fev-
erish, breath bad, restless, doesn't eat
heartily, full of cold or lias sore throat
or any other children's ailment, give a
teaspoonful of "California Syrup of
Figs," then don't worry, because it is
perfectly harmless, and in a few hours
all this constipation poison, sour bile
and fermenting waste will gently
move out of the bowels, and you have
a well, playful child again. A thor-
ough "inside cleansing" is ofttimes all
that is necessary. It should be the
first treatment given in any sickness.
Beware of counterfeit fig syrups
Ask at the store for a 60-cent bottle of
"California Syrup of Figs." which has
full directions for babies, children of
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Lush in Luscious.
"Why do they call the oyster a
"Is it not customary to refer to in
toxicating beverages as lush?" asked
the learned but unsophisticated citi-
"Then 'luscious bivalve,' no doubt,
refers to the oyster cocktail.''
SYSTEM FULL OF URIC ACID—
THE GREAT KIDNEY
Two years ago I was very sick and
after l>e:ng treated by several of the best
physicians in Clinton, I did not seem to
got any better. I was confined to my bed.
Seeing Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root adver-
tised, 1 resolved to give it a trial. After
using it for three weeks, I found I was
gaining nicely, so I continued until I
liad taken a number of bottles. I am
now restored to health ami have con-
tinued my labors. My system was full
of Uric acid, but Swamp-Root cured me
entirely. I a in sixty years old.
Yours very truly,
\V. C. COOK,
1203 Eighth Ave. Clinton, Iowa.
Btate of Iowa )
Clinton County j ss
On this 13th day
W. C. Cook, to me
peared before me
subscribed and swore to
DALE II. SIIEPPARD,
In and for Clinton Couuty
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GAIN NEAR LILLE
Allies Capture Portion of Ger-
man Line and Occupy
Town of Epinette.
BERLIN BELITTLES VICTORY
Guns of Fleet Destroy Turkish Fort
on Dardanelles—German Submar-
ine Sinks English Auxiliary
Cruiser in Irish Sea.
t ol Ion
Captain Carl Erdman of the German battleship Blucber, which «as sunk in the North sea battle, was bi.ried
with lull military honors
CIZIXIXIX I sMzm-,
The Castle Saint Angelo bridge in Rome during the recent flood, showing the water almost up to the (op of thi
arches. For a while all traffic over the historic structure was suspended and its safety was feared for
of July, A. D. 1009,
personally known ap-
ind in my presence
the above and
Dr. Kilmer 1+ Co.
Binghamton, N. Y.
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You
Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co.,
Jiinghamton, X. Y., for a sample size
bottle. It will convince anyone. ^ ou
will also receive a booklet of valuable in-
form;!1 ion, telling about the kidneys and j
bladder. When writing, be sure and men-
tion this paper. Regular fifty-cent and
©ne-dolliir size bottles for sale at all drug
Where the Life Is.
Bacon—Which is the liveliest prov-
ince in Canada?
'Because I read in the paper that
there are 1,002 cheese factories there "
"Pape's Diapepsin" settles sour
gassy stomachs in Five
You don't want a slow remedy when
your stomach is bad—or an uncertain
one—or a harmful one—your stomach
Is too valuable; you mustn't Injure it.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in giving relief; its harmles3-
ness; its certain unfailing action in
regulating sick, sour, gassy stomachs.
Its millions of cures in indigestion,
dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach
troubles has made it famous the world
Keep this perfect stomach doctor in
your home—keep it handy—get a large
fifty-cent case from any dealer and
then if anyone should eat something
■which doesn't agree with them; if
•what they eat lays like lead, ferments
and sours and forms gas; causes head-
ache, dizziness and nausea; eructa-
tions of acid and undigested food—
remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsin
comes in contact with the stomach all
Buch distress vanishes. Its prompt-
ness. certainty and ease in overcoming
the worst stomach disorders is a reve-
lation to those who try it.—Adv.
Police Magistrate—So you belong to
the Smith tribe, eh? What's your full
Prisoner—John Smith, your honor
Bame as when I'm BOber.
Smile, smile, beautiful clear whit«
clothes. Red Cross Ball Blue, American
made, therefore best. All grocers. Adv
led in re;
hich took fire about f>00 miles off the 1
\mong the passengers were a ..umber
a French port after an exciting run
VON HINDF.NBURQ S
The little wooden sign nailed to the tree announces that this is the cainf
of Field Marshal von Hindenburg
SOLDIERS FALLING IN THE TRENCHES
Analyze the contents of your cup ol
•orrow and you'll be surprised at the
bappinesB found therelu.
George Rublee of Cornish, N H.,
was the only one of the president's
five appointees to the federal trade
commission who was not confirmed
by the senate before congress ad-
A Protective Measure.
O'lirien—Come home and take sup-
per wid me, Flannigan.
Flannigan—Shure it's past yer sup-
per time an' it's furious yer wife'
O'Brien—That's just it; she can't
lick the two av us.
"I've got to mAke my report as
treasurer of the club.
"Do your books balance, my dear?"
"Oh, yes; 1 can account for every
penny except $6.78, but that's near
'1 his remarkable picture was taken near Darkehmen, in East Prussia.
It shows the Germans fighting valiantly In their trenches against the Rus-
sians. Two of the soldiers had just been hit by bullet* as the picture was
Paris, March I '.—Th
night made public the
"To the east of Lombaertzyde I Bel- I
giuui) we have taken a German tort
about 100 meters in front of our line
Advance in Champagne District.
Three kilometers (1.8ti miles) east
of Armentieres (France, nine miles
northwest of Lille), the British troops
have occupied the village of Epinette.
In the sector of Neuve Chapelle the
progress of the British army has been
Decry French Gain Reports.
Berlin, March lo.—Although the
French reports for several weeks have
been claiming daily gains in the Cham
pagne region, it is said in well in-
formed quarters here that the total
gains of the French in the entire bat
! tie have been insignificant, amounting
only to about one hundred meters
(about three hundred feet) at three
These positions were abandoned, it
is said, because in the long struggle
the trenches were destroyed by the
shell lire and rendered useless. The
places are north of lx Mesnil.
north of Beausejour and northeast of
Dardanus Batteries Gone.
Athens, March 1 —It is reported
from Tenedos the batteries at Darda-
nus have been destroyed entirely.
Fort llamidieh has been damaged
Yesterday the allied fleet directed a
well sustained lire from a distance of
18,000 yards against Chanakalessi.
The town was damaged and the in-
habitants took refuge in several of the
I villages on the Asiatic littoral. Fort
Chimikli alone continues to hold out.
Dragging for mines continues, but two
| mine fields remain intact.
British Warship Sinks.
London, March LI. The admiralty
announces the loss ol the auxiliary
cruiser Bayano while the vessel was
engaged in patrol duty. In its state-
ment of the disaster the admiralty
"On the lltli of March wreckage of
the Bayano and bodies were discov-
i ered, and circumstances point to her
ving been sunk by an enemy tor-
"Eight officers and eighteen men
were rescued, but it is feared that the
remainder of the crew were lost."*
Bombs Destroy Railroad.
London, March 12. British forces in 1
I France advanced three-quarters of a j
mile yesterday, capturing all the inter- i
veiling positions of the enemy, accord-
ing to an official announcement given ,
out in London today.
Of this victory in northern France
there is no news beyond the official
reports. It is believed that while no
great amount of ground has been cap-
tured, the improvement in the British
position brought about by it is of the
greatest importance, and if pressed
further might compel the Germans to
evacuate La Bassee and perhaps other
points, which make their line so strong
Equally important was the success
achieved by British airmen in destroy-
ing the railway junctions at Menin and
courtrai. These are on one of the Ger-
man main lines of communication, and
their destruction will delay the arrival
of new contingents of troops, which
are reportetd to be again concentrat-
ing in Belgium for another attempt to
break through to Calais and Boulogne.
According to Dutch reports these
troops have brought with them a large
number of boats for the passage of
the canal and rivers, and for the first
time in months they include cavalry
Hard Fighting in East.
These, however, are small affairs in
comparison with the battles which are
in progress in North Poland between
the Niemen and Vistula rivers. The
Germans apparently are falling back
in the North, but are fighting a rear
guard action, which has reached the
importance of a pitched battle, and are
taking a few prisoners with them.
The Germans are again in Augus-
towo forest, on the East Prussian bor-
der. which has been the burial place
of so many German and Russian sol-
Mexican Red Cross Asks Aid.
Washington, March 11.—The Mexi-
can Red Cross today appealed to the
American Red Cross, through Secre-
tary Bryan, for food for the starving
populace in the City of Mexico. The
appeal said the famine in the Mexican
capital was rapidly growing worse.
SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR
DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR
Look Years Younger! Try Grandma#
Recipe of Sage and Sulphur and
Nobody Will Know.
Almost everyone knows that Saga
I T<-a and Sulphur properly compound-
j <'d, brings back the natural color and
l lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray: also ends dandruff, itching
l scalp and stops falling hair. Years
; ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make it at home, which is
i mussy and troublesome
Nowadays we simpb ask at any
1 drug store for "WyetU's Sage aud Sul-
phur llair Remedy." You will get a
targe bottle for about 50 cents. Every-
\ body uses this old, famous recipe, be-
I cause no one can possibly tell that
| you darkened your hair, as it does it
I so naturally and evenly You dampen
a sponge or soft brush with it and
draw this through your hair, taking
j one small strand at a time; by morn-
ing the gray hair disappears, and
after another application or two, your
hair becomes beautifully dark, thick
and glossy and you look years younger.
Honest, now, did you ever see any-
body take the advice you offered?—
.Memphis Commercial Appeal.
THE PROFESSOR'S STATEMENT.
Prof. Aug. l'\ W. Schmltz, Thomas,
Okla., writes: "1 was troubled with
Ilackache for about twenty five years.
When told 1 had Rrlght's Disease in
its last stages, I
tried Dodd's Kid-
ney Pills. After
using two boxes 1
was somewhat re-
lieved and I stop-
ped the treatment.
In the spring of
the next year I
had another at-
tack. I went for
Dodd's Kidney Pills and they relieved
me again. I used three boxes. That
is now three years ago and my Back-
ache has not returned In its severity,
and by using another two boxes a lit-
tle later on, the pain left altogether
and I have had no trouble since. You
may use my statement. I recommend
Dodd's Kidney Pills when nnd wher-
ever I can Dodd's Kidney Pills. 50c.
per box at your dealer or Dodd's Medi-
cine Co., Buffalo, N. Y.—Adv.
Fiction and Reality.
It is a simple t rut It to say that many
things happen in fiction which would
be quite impossible in fact, as any
censor knows It is iw failing to dis-
tinguish between these two that many
artists and most critics blunder and
this error is in effect the same as that
of the ambitious actor who, having
I once to play the i art, for the lirst
j time, of an intoxicated ruflian In a
certain melodrama, went to a neigh-
boring tavern and intoxicated himself.
! He thought that this would storm the
house, but on the contrary he was im-
; mediately tired by the management for
a fool and rightly.—P. H. Martin, in
I the Book Buyer.
Its Only Meaning.
I'ncle Roger had been po'ly for
[ some time, and had tried with alacrity
1 every sort of patent medicine lie could
"How Is I" W'y, bawss, fo' mos'ly
six rnunts a meal's vitties ain' mean
nuflln' f me, 'scusin' somepun tuh take
medicine alter! - Judge.
acquaintance hailed him
How are you'all now-
Flashes of Humor.
are you wearing
"I was nearly blinded by my daz-
zling wit, Jinks."
CHILDREN SHOWED IT
Effect of Their Warm Drink in the
Riot For Bread in Lisbon.
I.lsbon, March 11.—The increased
price of bread was responsible yes-
terday for violent clashes between the
police and workmen la the naval arse-
"A year ago 1 was a wreck from cof-
fee drinking and was on the point of
giving up my position in the school
room because of nervousness.
"1 was telling a friend about It and
she said, 'We drink nothing at meal
time but Postum, and it is such a com-
fort to have something we can enjoy
drinking with the children.'
"I was astonished that she would
allow the children to drink any kind
of coffee, but she said Poetuin was
not coffee, but a most healthful drink
for children as well as for older ones,
and that the condition of both the chil-
dren and adults showed that to be a
"I was in despair and determined
to give Postum a trial, following the
directions carefully. It was a decided
success and 1 was completely won by
Its rich delicious flavor.
"In a short time I noticed a decided
improvement in my condition and kept
growing better month after mouth,
until now I am healthy, and do ray
work in the Bchool room with ease and
pleasure. 1 would not return to nerve-
destroying coffee for any money."
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to
Wallville," in pkgs.
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum—must be well
boiled. 15c and 25c packages.
Instant Postum—Is a soluble pow-
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
in a cup of hot water and, with cream
and sugar, makes a delicious beverage
Instantly. 30c and 50c tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost per cup about the same.
"There's a Reason" For PoBtum.
—ecld by Orocera.
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