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IN SUCH PAIN
WOMAN TORt
HER CLOTHES
Testifies She Was Restore.!
to Health by Lydia EL
Pink ham’s Vegetable
Compound.
Malone, N. Y., — “ Lydia E. Pink-
hun'g Vegetable Compound has cer-
tainly done me a lot
of good. I first heard
of it when 1 was a
girl and I alwayB said
that if 1 ever had fe-
male trouble I would
take it.
"I suffered from
organic inflamma-
tion and would have
spells when I would
be in such pain that
1 would tear my
iAH
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-—^ t
clothes. One day mv husband got the
neighl<ora in to see w. ut the matter wus
hut they could not help me. My first
thought was for Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound and I sent my hus-
band out for it and took it until 1 was en-
tirely cured. 1 nm u woman of perfect
health and my health and happi >eu
verve from Lydia E. PirVna 's m.rdl-
i. iou may r.-si assured that i do
. . j rs" to recommend vonr wond.,rful
medicine to my friend." ' — Mrs. Fred
LiOnE, Route Mo. V■•'or.,, N. Y.
ELEPHANT REMAINS
Prehistoric Tusk and Teeth
Found on Minnesota Farms.
*4igh Floods in Last Few Years Have
a Tremendous Erosive Action on
the Soil Where Remains Were
Discovered.
VuS .! M Hol/.inger of the Winona
uflnn i .Normal school gives out an i
1 Int'trvW w concerning the remains of
1 an iepaant recently found on the
I itudJe farm near Wabasha, the article »
■ LpIik prepared after a careful insper |
I tion of the skelton.
j Du* brothers. George and Frank
*    he says, reported to Doctor
j Randrrfc >n their finding elephant re
| mrloa i a farm of Frank's, live miles
’ In the country out of Wabasha. Frank
Murtde h farm Is in a secluded little i
* alley ffcri nitar.v to Trout (’reek valley. 1 .
j y'hfcb Joins the main valley of the
/wmbro md Murfees.
The .‘Hey farms nestled in the
j side streams lo the Zumbro In this
vicinity have In the last decade or
j twi> *>aen subject to tremendous
erosive action at the annual spring
freshet* Frank Budde’s farm, nearly
I level, itf the Host fertile soil, has
within one de« ade been gutted by a
1 (iitch rfearly twenty feet deep and a
I mile lo*»K. with numerous side gullies. |
j "it t*as from the nearly perpendic-
1 ular vL*»11 of o!:c of tiiese side gullies
thai » '/• <»r at-'o Frank Hudde found
f r nci
ff. i 1 iff
|j Cl v k . c t.
For
That Picnic
— to ensure complete success
take along a case of
The satisfying beverage —in field or forest;
at home or in town. As pure and whole-
tome as it is temptingly good.
Delicious—Refreshing
Thirst-Quenching
SAW OPPORTUNITY FOR JOKE! ^
l)f«ai»l tbr
K« af SubsulkUs.
ftl A
At
Stnii
Fountain*
or Carbon-
ated in bottle*.
THE COCA-COLA COMPANY, Atlanta, Ga.
President Taft’* Reply to Request
Had Secretary of War on the
Anxious Seat.
William 11 Taft, when he 'v*a
president, never overlook*' ! a.t eppor
tunity for a Joke. In the closing
month* of hi* adinl.i1strc.tlon Henry
I U Stinison. then secretary of war,
wrote Mr. Toft a very urgent request
i that he give a friend of Stinison a
certain federal position.
Mi Taft wrote to Stlmson as fol-
| lows:
My I>ear StiinsoD 1 am very
sorry I cannot do anything for your I
friend in response to your letter of
toda) I would like to accommodate :
you. but it is impossible Sincerely i
yours.
"WILLIAM H TAIT |
I'ndf r that he wrote?
"Turn over."
Then Mr Stlmson read on the oth-
er side of the paper:
I couldn’t do it today because
gave the fellow the job yesterday
Popular Magazine.
sprinkled Into the shoes or used ill
solution. Never falls to relieve. 20c.
*» all druggists or sample sent free by
J. S. Tyree. Washington, D. C.— Adv.
All a Mean* of Advancement.
Apply thyself earnestly to thy lash,
whether it be small or great, for the
achievement of years Is but the study
of many days Simon do Bruges.
When put lo the test, some virtues
are found lo be thinly veneered.
Occasionally the sense of humor « j»d
be exchanged for dollars.
A Message oS
Good Cheer
1
"WANTED
HOMES row THE FAMOUS
// FAULTLESS STARCH DOLLS
ya#»n<l S tou from trn »«*nt ym». kft|t«« of K*oltl«
I ftiarvh •!»«! l«-n o
' unit i>nrkina) and I
The success of Lydia E. rinkham’s projecting a piece of a tusk over siv
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. It may bo
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, inflam-
mation, ulceration,tumors, irregularities,
periodic pe ins. backache, bearing-down
feeling, flatulency, indigestion, dizziness,
or nervous prostration. I.ydia E. Pink-
ham’s Vegetable Compound is the stan-
dard remedy for female ills.
Nothing is denied to well directed
labor Samuel Bout
feet I long and fully seven iiiiffies In
cross"- section Fragments of this
piece 4re now- In possession oT rjeorge
Budde, residing at Kellogg fully sub
stan flat Inf the statement of the large
diameter of the tnsk. Hut the larger
part of the tusk bus since crumbled
Into'sms .1 pieces
The Hudde brothers have brought
to iifkht two well preserved elephant's
teeth nearly peri* t. These have a
grinding surface of Vf. by s inches;
lb..
mint bf« I
*U. VMS* »UW    ...... It Will l-**    In /
of ontitfQ < **nt or two flv«* r«nt toi*. Only (
ftd. Will b» u* o*p(«-d With eftch ttp|>llc*UoB.
FAULTLESS STARCH CO.^T |j|
^ Slant nTY. MO.    !h;|i!. ' v■
WMmM
fl\ r rwnt (mm    if jot
i n*<lotr«*<l. Out tDla ad.
\ ^Im'm of onti ton ««*nt r
'' one *•!. will Im m-orpt* >1 with tK
^ Writ* yonr DBm* Bnd addr**** plainly.
TRI HST STARCH r«B All PURfOSCS
KANBAS CITY, BO
TWI*fWfW(|M|| ijl
MmWinslow a HootiiluK Syrup for Cbildrra
trrtbinK. BofiriiH thr gnniN, red«re> iiiAfttnaift-
llou.ai lay a pain.cum* wind colic.:&<• * boll le. Ay*
A woman has to bn pretty good ut
figures to become a fashionable dress*
maker.
t iircn Old >orci«, Other Rrmnlln IVon’l Cuyrw
The worst < an- f no matter of how lofug
■ tandlng. arc tilrrd by the wond< rfuE , bid re-
liable Dr I'ortrr s Antiseptic liefJlinK (.*11,
e i ii i
Rfllrvta jmIn
SSr, 60.-, ll.Oi
and heals
Inis.
i '
Sure.
Gabe- hoes absencf inak* fbe heart
grow fonder?
.Ste Ye*    creditors,
uo Forever.
Mother (to little Kthel sobbing as
If her heart was broken) — Well, well,
what is Ihe manner, dear?
Kthel—Tabby got loeted.
Mother—Never inind, darling we’ll
advertise in the papers for tabby.
Kthel (atill sobbing)—She'll never,
never come home 'cause she can’t
read.
Stung.
"1 want my money back for these
here socks." said the man as he hand-
ed the clerk a package. "The sign
>ou had up said the socks was
guaranteed for three months.’
Well, what's the matter with the
socks?’’ asked the clerk.
"I only wore them three weeks, and
I had to fake thorn off and buy an-
other pair because this pair had holes
in the toes." replied the man.
their {longest root measures 7..’» inches.
Tho.V have also laid hare u part of
whAt appears to be the ski'!! To pre-
+ | sy*rve this will, however, b^ a difficult
1 j t/ask. for the bone has changed to a
y soft, cheesy consistency. •
"What other parts of the skeleton
j are preserved under the mantle of
t lacial stav it is not possible to fore-
j tell. It will require the removing of
i several tons of material to lay it bare i
i This seems to be a less serious task.
! however, than the preserving of the ,
bones after they are secured, unless
they are in a better state of preser
vativ>n then the skull,
i Our slat*- gejpogical records show
that teeth and tuakfc of this American
elephant, which is known to have
roamed, probably in interglacial times,
as far west as Puget Sound, have
been found within the confines of our
state in several places. The Winona
Normal school museum even has a
tooth and flakes of an even larger
tusk than had Budde’s elephant, which
were found some thirty five years ago
near Stockton; also a piece of a tooth
found near Tracy, Minn. But it is
probable that new scientific facts may
be brought to light, if a complete
skeleton comparsion be made with
living elephants"
How Simple.
My dear,” said Mrs. Snaggs to her
husband, "what is a canard?”
"Don’t you know what a c&nard is?’*
queried Snaggs, rather sneeringlv.
"Why, the word itself conveys its own
meaning."
"Does it. Well, really, I can t see
it. What does it mean, dear?”
"Why, a canard i« something one
canardly believe, of course."
"Oh, to be sure! Why couldn’t I
think of that?”
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A Triumph
Of Cookery -
Post
Toasties
Many delicious dishes
have been made ftom
Indian Corn by the tkill
and ingenuity of the ex-
pert cook.
But none of these crea-
tions excels Post Toast-
ies in tempting the palate.
"Toasties” are a lux-
ury that make a delight-
ful hot-weather economy.
The first package tells
its own story.
‘‘The Memory Lingers”
Sold by Croc*r*.
pn*tu« Ceres! Compsnr. 1 itruted.
Battle Of*h. Mich.. U. S. A.
Book Romano* Revealed.
A romance of literature was unfold-
ed recently in the auction room. When
Benjamin Franklin went to London in
1724 he found work as a compositor in
a printing office. While setting up
Wollaston's "Religion of Nature," he
felt a revolt against some of the argu
ments, and thereupon wrote his own
"Dissertation on Liberty and Necessity,
Pleasure and Pain ” He was then nine-
teen years of age. In after years
Franklin regretted his precocious ef-
forts and suppressed or destroyed
most of the 100 copies of the tract. He
did this so thoroughly that only two
copies are known, and one of these
came up in the Huth sale at Sothe-
by's.
Henry Stevens, the well known
bookseller, bought this copy /or tfO
cents about 1850. He offered it to the
British museum for five dollars. The
offer was refused. Throwing it into
auction at Puttick’s he was rewarded
with a bid of $96 by Mr. Hotten. who
acquired the tract. In the Hotten aal<\
1872, the British museum lost it again
at $99. and it eventually joined the
j Huth library. At the lecent sale at
i Sotheby’s the son of Henry Stevens
I paid $5,040 for the pamphlet.
When Living Wa* Cheap.
In Morris Berbeck’s "Journey In
America" iR the following account of a
breakfast in Fairfield county, Ohio, on
June 16, 1817: "A gentleman, myself
and three children sat down this morn-
ing to a repast consisting of the fol-
lowing articles: Coffee, rolls, biscuit,
dry toast, waffles la soft hot cake of
German extraction covered with but-
ter), pieV^rel salted <a fish from Lake
Hur<f>n), vai cutlets, broiled ham,
goot <*erO pie, stewed currants, pre-
Pf.rved cranberries, butter and cheese
fc>r all tpik, jor mycelf and three
children, aT1j four gallons of oats and
ha> f°r ^ir horses, we were charged
6 J hillings' and 9 pence (or about
$1 .SB):-
l    1--
i.    .Ousines'i Caution.
i4'a;ter* 8ajd the hungry man. "I
wantW°f to bring me a thick porter-
house*1    w ith mushrooms
"I’s fig^ry, boss," replied Mr. Eras-
tus Pinkley, "but you’ll have to take
jes’ plain steak."
"Why?”
“ Structions f'um de boss. When de
' other gues'es sees an order like dat
| cornin’ into de room dey's liable to git
so jealous dey all loses deir appetites.”
Legal Opinion.
A cat sits oh my back fence every
night, and he yowls and yowls and
yowls. Now. I don’t want to have
any trouble wit1' Neighbor Jones, but
this tiling has one far enough, and
I want yea tr II me what to do?"
The youijs lawyer looked as solemn
as an old. sick owl, and said not a
word.
"1 have a right to shoot the cat.
haven't 1?"
"J would hardly say that." replied
young Coke Blackstone. "The cat
does not belong to. you, u« I under
stand It.”
"No, but the fence docs."
"Then," concluded the light of law.
1 think it safe to sav you have a
perfect light to tear down the fence."
Puis Liver and
Bowels in Condition
Everybody Ssys they are Fine; Noth-
ing to Good for Constipation Ever
Before Offered in this Town
Young auii Old, Mole end Female all Sin, tb«
Praiaea of Hot Spring* Lirer Buttons —
Make You Feel Fine in n Day.
Don't fool with Calomel or Salts or
harsh purgatives Chat act violently,
many times Injuring the lining of the
bowel, and causing serious illness.
HOT SPRINGS LIVER BUTTONS
are mild, geutle, yet absolutely cer-
tain.
They always act blissfully on the
bowels and never fail to unclog the
stubborn liver and compel it to do its
work properly.
Physicians in Hot Springs. Arkan-
sas, prescribe them because they
I know that there is nothing better
they can prescribe. Take HOT
SPRINGS LIVER BUTTONS as di-
rected and get rid of constipation, diz-
ziness, biliousness, sick headache, sal-
low. pimply skin. They are a fine
tonic. All druggists 2& cents Sam-
ple free from pjot Springs Chemical
Co., Hot Springs, Ark.
Willing to Oblige.
| At a reception the other evening I
overheard the following:    A young en-
gaged couple were sitting by them-
selves when a friend came along and
said;
"You two seem very happy over
here away from the rest of the crowd?”
"We are,” replied the girl, "won't
1 you join us?"
"Sorry I can't,” said the friend, "I’m
not a minister. But i'll call one if you
wish."- Exchange.
BAD CASE OF DANDRUFF
Bissell. Ala.-—"I had a very bad case
of dandruff on my head. I was toi^
mented by itching and my hair began
to come out by th • combfuls. I al-
most became frantic, fearful that I
would lose ail of my hair which was
} my pride. There were some pimples
j on my scalp and I scratched them un-
I til they made sores. My hair was dry
; and lifeless.
"1 saw tlie advertisement of Cutlcura
Soap and Ointment and sent to my
druggist for three cakes of Cuticura
Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment
I washed my scalp with warm water
strong with the Cuticura Soap and
dried, afterwards applying the Cuti-
cura Ointment, working it in the scalp
slowly with my fingers. After using
Ihem for several days my hair began
to stop coining out. The dandruff all
disappeared and in less than four
weeks a cure was accomplished per-
manently.” (Signedl Miss Lucy May.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free.with ::2-p. Skin Book. Address post-
card “Cuticura. Dept. L, Boston."—Adv.
FORGOT DESIRE TO QUESTION
Chairman's Reception of Would-Be
Interrogator Somehow Discovered
the Rest of Them.
At a political meeting in a certain
New South Wale* gold-mlnlng dis- |
trict the chair was taken by an ath |
letle miner The candidate during 1
bis speech was much Interrupted by |
bootings and rough chatT, and his
chairman was soon in u state of boil-
ing indignation. Smothering    his
wrath, however, he pacified the
"boys ' by assuring them that at the
end of the candidate's speech they
should be at liberty to put any ques-
tion they chose. Accordingly, at the
end of the harangue he arose and in-
quired in stentorian tones and In a
rich Irish brogue:    "His inny gintle-
man a question to alrsk?" A stout
little Welsh miner, who had been a
conspicuous disturber of the peace
of the evening, shuffled slowly up the
pteps of the platform. But at the
top he was met by the chairman,
who, without the slightest warning,
delivered a terrific left-and-righter,
and sent the Welch mail sprawling on
his back. "Now." roared the chair-
man, has inny other giutleman a
question to airsk?" and there was
no response.
Overdid It.
“What's the matter?"
lawyer s friend Been In
accident ?"
"No. I had a jury case the other
day, and 1 argued so elaborately for
the purpose of nut)' ing it appear that
my client was a fool instead of a
knave that I got him acquitted on
that plea
' What has that to do with your ap
pearanee?"
lie met me outside, after court
had adjourned "—Judge
Which I* Different.
"lie saya he is always outspoken in
hi* wife's presence "
"He means outalked."
To those who suiter from dis-
tress after every meal, such as
Flatulency, Heartburn, Nau-
n.kv.i th. sea, Indigestion, (’ramps and
™i,ro“'1! Constipation, it is cheering to
know that
HOSTEIIER’S
STOMACH BITTERS
has helped thousands back to
good health during the past
DO years. We urge you to
try a bottle also.
fa*
Negligence Called Manslaughter.
The case of Stehr vs. State before
the supreme court of Nebraska in-
volved the, sentence of a father for
from one to ten years In the peniten-
tiary for criminal negligence, because
during a blizzard in .Nebraska, when
the weather was bitter cold, he per-
mitted the fire to go out, snow drifted
through a crack in the door and f\
broken wlndowpane. and the bedding
of all the members of the family was
frozen stiff. The. feet of one of the
children were frozen, and although
such fact was apparent to the father
no physician was called in for sixteen
days, when amputation was found to
be necessary and the child died of
blood poisoning. The defendant was
convicted or manslaughter for crim-
inal negligence in failing to provide
medical care after he discovered the
frozen condition of the child’s feet,
in affirming the conviction the court
held that for a parent having specia1
charge of an infant child culpably to
neglect It so that death ensues as a
consequence is manslaughter, al-
though death or grievous bodily harm
was not intended, and if the parent
has not the means for the child's nur-
ture it is his duty to apply to the pub-
lic authorities for relief.
ciKanwm
T; | ALCOHOL-3 PER CENT
IJ* A\ege*able Preparation for As
:Ki- simiWiting rtie Food and Regula
fc||i ling ihe Siomai hx and Itowffs of j
Infants.-Children
Promotes Digestion,( hrcrful
nessandRcsl Contains neither
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral
Not Narcotic
c/OM DrSAHV£i/mM*
Pu*\i-k, \ Sud -
Alx S—*m *
ktUt Smfh -
A*it** St*A •
-
BiChA* -
Hlt/m Sttd •
C/mrifirJ Stiff
Wmkrpit* Pfttrar
A perfect Remedy I'ort onMip*
lion, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea,
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish-
ness and Loss of Sleep
Fac Simile S.gnalurr of
Tiie Centaur Company.
NEW V*'RK
At6 months old
35 Dosin -35 Ce nts
r anirt'tl unilfr the I oodflid
For Infanta and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
In
Use
For Ovef
Thirty Years
Exact Copy of Wrapper
Made a Difference.
"Darn those sats!” Don't shoot,
Abner. I think the one with the con- I
| tralto voice is our tabby." Washing-
ton Herald.
if voe have^ ___
no nmnrtfte, Imftgcfftlon, Flatulence, tilck
idle, "all run down” or losing flesh, you
Mfidut
w ill (lad
Tied Crors AhII Hluc give** double value fpr
your money, goes twice a* fttr ha any other.
Don't put >our tuorey into any other. Adv. J
Tuff’s Pills
fust what you need. 'Ihey toil up the weak
•toninch ami butld up tb<> llaxuln* energies.
Young Grammarian.
lack walked into the house rubbing
his nose, and trying hard to keep
back his tears. After he had gained
control of his feelings, he turned to
his mother and said:
"Mother. Hobby Brown is the v.orst-
est boy that ever lived."
"There is no such word as ‘worst-
est.’ my dear. You mean that he is
the worst boy that ever lived."
Worst, mum! Well, he's lots bad-
der than that."
Anyway, ii do. KTi't tnk> nine lailors ! DAISY FLY KILLER St
to make a Hell-made man.
The mild mcdlew quality of LEWIS*
Single Binder cigar is what the rmoker*
want. Adv.
Many a man has been
didn’t get his price.
sold who j    J——
•nywbnt,
•■<1 kill* »l
Ne«t, rl«an, «,r-
cli
•let.
Hilt.
cheap. jifttti *1 I
■ •ftHon. M ail o of
m+t&l, can't apl l tor t*p
over; will not ftoll or
Injure ftnjtMiip.
tliiftraoUMHl r If net I vc.
All    or6s»i.•
vsprew paid fcrtl.w.
j H A KOI.I) 80MLKS, 1&0 0«K*lb in , Brooklyn. K V.
French View of Women.
The life of a woman can be divided 1
into three epochs; in the first she
dreams of love, in the second she ex
periences it. in the third she regrets .
it.—Antoine Jeant'assede Saint Pros- :
per.
Odd Luck.
"This is very queer.”
"What is queer?”
They have no hasty pudding at
this quick lunch place.”
W BEST HOT WEATHER TONIC,
GROVE’S TASTELESS GUI TONIC
The Old Standard, General Tonic. Drives out Malaria,
Enriches the Blood and Builds up the Whole System.
FOR ADULTS AND CHILDREN.
The woman of fashion considers It
a great feat to be able to wear small
bhoes
It is * combination of QUININE and IRON in a tasteless form that wonderfully
strengthens and fortifies the system to w ithstand the depressing effect of the hot summer.
GROVE'S TASTELESS chill TONIC has no equal for Malaria. Chills and Fever.
Weakness, general debility and loss of appetite. Gives life and vigor to Nursing
Mothers and Pale, Sickly Children. Removes biliousness without purging. Rclievt 9
nervous depression aod low spirits. Arouses the liver to action and purifies the blood.
}OC-
The mere fact that a man doesn't
laugh at his own jokes is no ind/ea-
1 tion that he doesn’t think them funny. 1 A !rue ton,c and sure appetizer. Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean it.
You Look Prematurely Old
Because of Uyo®« u*ly, grizzly, gray hairs, llso LA CREOLE hair dressing, price, '
i