The Kiel Herald (Kiel, Okla.), Vol. 1, No. 23, Ed. 1 Thursday, September 16, 1909 Page: 4 of 8
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Published Weekly.
H C. Chapman. Editor.
*1 a year iu advance.
Kn'cml (.'] ivv mat ti r Api'il
Willi, at Hilt '41* t (.'/llcual KU.I « Jt under
the Act of March ft,
jf,v Rates of y/lvertiising arc the
SAM E to AO, Tlx' money
ot I'.iti'i.l MH'diciiMt-'iqiid Advertis
mil; Agents will- m<>u buy any
more Col" n s tkiau tliaA vf the la
l>orel\
[could easily have 1 ■«'u. dooply \
| buried h}' I lie snows and frosts ot j
I lie ou I year. Noexplorerof that
legion can take anything bulky !
! to deposit or erect hence I Vary j
i nny have stood on ! he same spot i
that Cook had and yet not know !
| it, or the area of space where a |
fail to work may be quite large I
and several locations of the mag- j
netic center be madeand none of j
, them correct.
l'eary's jealousy has dimmed
the aureola of his renown as an
intrepid explorer and he can nev- i
' er ueach the fame be has so long |
j striven for by decrying another j
THE LANGUAGE OF THE GAME.
"lie u in hit <1 to the A-onc sack;"
**Th« penile wi«*Mer soon wu.« whiffed;"
MUrnps wuvt'il the orator wiy 'oak."
"A Wilhui* Wright the batter biffed;"
'TI8 here again, o brottiers all-
Th" pltaning Jftngua^e of baseball.
'He lmn*d afiai si the kurler'a lant,'*
"Thi catch*1 • hin by iwo feet ;'
*'Of blngletf w*. w« r«- Bomewhat scant;'
"Si- I. S* it butt H^Pves were hard' to
i <al, "
it ciHSHie seem tam^-
The innK^JAg* oi Ui># glorious gaine.
"Hf whanged the shy. elusive pill;'
"The garden guardian speared
sphere
"The bleocherites yelled 'Oh. you Bill!'
''fled Casey was tin* cannoneer;"
No doubt of it spring has the floor—
•vhen baseball talk has bloomed one*
meru.
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Some Eatiftg.
An Icelandic legend relates that |
The l,'jiid El Reno interui bain who got there nearly a year be , any assistance,
ijiulw&y yrotnofors are pushing fore him. ! provided with
!ih<::i o/j'eUinLi.iary work and have Both men have made records!
tjlii j! mu-hv ail in line with dona that should carry their names kins of "sparkling mead." No wonder
lions-el' right of wav ami. survey , through all time and it is very , he was a hunk.* god and was flno
.ii . i * ii. /.Inim hand with a hammer. The bold men
.♦X|.«•!««.money. regretable that the lat< i claim of th<> nof(h Htrov, t(, emulate Thof#
! ant discredits and proclaims the prowess as a trencherman at) every i
save that of being j
the rations, eight: |
full-grown ox, a large |
j quantity of sweetmeats and three fir-
Schools are only assistants to
^et you1 over the rigors of start-
ing in getting the knowledge re |
uisite to make yourcourse in life
more snyjoth and valuable.
Every hour has its opportuni-
ties and if you would make the
most of your life's journey seize !
feast they had, sometimes with aston
lsliing success Those were indeed
brave days, before indigestion had
rouie to vex tlie world and centuries
before man ever dreamed that he had
sn appendix.
other an impostor.
Or. < 'ook's name and' fame are
• as safe as are those of Mr. Peary
j and when the controversy is end-
led his will be the honor and the
I glory of baing the first one to That Klnd of a Man,
teach a spot where an inch in i The Georgians of Augusta are
, • ■ u.,„n,, chuckling over a new anecdote about
any direction is going south, ■ ^ Taf*
opportunity that can be iea< bed | w|iei,,, latitude has no existence j ^Ir Taft lt Beetn8i drove out one
ami S ton re among your assets as 1|1(| f|)H j-avs olj light never fail, afternoon to see a Georgia planter,
it may be the vital one at some i' ,, ha ))ul|,,(1 (lown Upon ! rhe planter's cook, a very old woman,
. . , | ' l r fakes no interest in public affairs,
lurnuig point in )om I himself Mm stigma oi denying; a anfj did not recognize the portly
jjiatb.way. 1 meataohieveinent without know- j guest.
ii iic i . ii,,, „,,cu j "What did you think of that gen-
all possl ii' a< S i i | (]emanj Martha?" the planter asked,
— " 1 - after Mr. Taft had driven off.
11. Harrimail, the greatest! "Welt, sir," old Martna replied, "I
railroad financier the world lias
produced, died at bis home, in
Orange county, N. ^ - last 1 burs
day.
I lie was the son of a ministt r
A!i Oklahoma exchange says: j
Ingersoll iy infested with silk |
thievus;.Ardmore has bad 1 rouble
with cotton t'lieves; the Indian
Agent at Muskogee with timbei
thieves; the Ami llorsethiel As.
sociation with, b orse t.b ie ves;
(Jut brie wit h chicken thieves; i ,iul stnrtoil nit as .1 poor boy but
cjiot with watermelon thieves;
(i'laremore with heart ibieves.
and Stroud with feminine bron
cho thieves; but the meaiiesl ti lie I
imported to date is that one a;
Tulsa that stole a kiss from a
voung lady another fellow was
ii)g t.n ma: i y.
I lie mean tliiii^' \\ by diun t
"iv.e back to hei;
cin't say as 1 saw nothin' pertickte^
about; him. He looked to uie like the
k:. (i of uian as would be pretty reg-ler
to his meals.
HtR FIRST PACE.
.Ye can inly use the pract ica!
:Ueas wgaiii but there are many
ways all ideas are of benefit. As
y.jjbehslieis and. connectives ('I
the u.si fill their possession is
a'oitil the etl'orts spent gaining
them. This is ;i most useful and
full of enterprise a nil detormiu;
: itni to learn aii ix was possible
it whatever undertook.
i Ie was but <il >ears old and
iad made a f'< 11 uite supposed to!
exceed one hundred millions of j
lobars and bad combined an e-
lormotis milage of railroads un-j
;er bis superior hlisiiiesstnanage-,
•ueni and every iinebas been im ;
p.,i\ . d and greatly 1 euetitted in
v.,:11,■ i.\ his ningie touch the
•ouch of a ; -isteroi bis business •
11 nl;ai t i"s have been enor
mousbiit without display.
We have used the liquid soap
■<u.
m: m mam
mP$w
wM T
'4 :t v feir-
\!: i v\ 7
eonect mot to for all to adopt and : some
source it may come,
(.light the store of ideas gained
in the ilas should b* reviewed
mid assorted to make them ac-
cessible on demand,
>wder beinggiven away in
,ii Hp—I'm going to have
' pivsscovers that weie Bu.h,lwh ?t U) ,
1> t *. * j) ticsii in memory: 1j<?c11Ii , ,^11 o( miu'liiiu* < > i 1 uiul dirt ciml I3h&—I'm afraid you're late
to learn no matter from what ; :ot clean, nice covers from the half-past two o'clock now.
fcven < ,tshnig with very little rubbing i
! >inl are satisfied that liquid soap
' md the powder are a great labor
: saver.
W'c heard that a country bacli-
! elor got sotn;.' of it and it pleased
| ii in so well he put some into his
iath water and got busy. He
!-.non found found three suits of
fiver on
it's
Shown Up.
Oh. sunshine of the springtime!
You turn the dust to tfohl
But. you make the furniture
And wallpaper look old!
If, VV. Sipeand l>r. Boone went
wilt to attend Justite Phillip's
t.'otirt, six miles east of town ,
Tttesda \ at fernoon. I bey 1 on ltd
D K (.'unningham, Jourdan,ot
",be inaiiv initials and many wit-
ness there ready for the trial.
I'lit'\ also found a good croipiet te
ground and, while it wasu t a
•<o!f link, every mother's son ot
yieni started in to create a boom
Ijor the next nomination for the
presidenc v. The trial was sen I u j >
ly) the taiunty Court and hung* t
4jid darkness alone broke up the
"(tine so we can't tell who is to
be vottr next nominee. Justice
phillips was, ex-ollicio, referee.
A Peevish Td'tor.
The man who is too poor to take a
good county paper like the Democrat,
is nbk> thoi'|;h, to buy a i! :g, shotgun
and a- iwo-riollar watch. Ho usually
educates his children on the streets,
under weal and six pairsof socks j and board - his chickens on his neigh-
that, he bad lost a. long, time ago.
He put in more soap, and soon
found impressions of the sweet
itearl lieouceloved.dearly. 1'bey
vvived the long b
V i s.
ied sparks
of Ins love for her and he has
i ,, i, ,. i.,l-..i, -i it Pennsylvania Punch Bowl,
•.one to reclaim iter ami,taKen a
sworn pledge that she shall al
wavshavea full supply of that
iotiid soap and powder il she
will cleave to isis bosom for life.
S3EL, CULA
^ YOUR BUSINESS IS SOLIQTED. ^
We offer unusual facilities for handling all
branches of Commercial Banking:. Special
attention given Farm Loans, Insurance, For-
eign Exchange and Bank Money orders Is-
sued on all parts of the United States.
"You never miss the water
'til the well runs dry."
Curious, isn't it, how some of us
Procrastinate?
You'll not fully realize the difficul-
ty in getting the full value of your
money unless you trade at our store.
Our system of Cash Buying ena-
bles us to offer the Best of merchan-
dise at very attractive prices in all
departments. —
| your produce. High-
est market prices at all times.
GILCHRIST, S11ERMD 5 S3.,
| Kiel. OK
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Paints, Oil
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Window Glass. oriKjs
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Okla.
Conundrum.
FreBhman—Who is the smallest
man mentioned in history?"
Sopbotrore—I «ive up
Pri'Khmuu -Why, the (Ionian soldier
who ;-lt pt on his watch University
a i k ..
Natne and Measure Matched.
"Why did you change your coal
dcalf t ?"
"1 'lirtnt like the name of the last
on,v
A Full Line of Up-to-date Undertaking Goods
always on hand. Prices Right!
Orders taken for Furniture.
•What w;
'UttleU:;i
it?'-
Electrocuted.
ha s this s
"Waiter
cooked ?"
"Ve.i, sir; by electricity."
"Well, uiku It back and kIy.
otliet shock."—.Indue
'>ak. been.
it. aji
I'be Kiel K|iwot th Le tj^ne has
•n reposing in sou ixl shnnber
- I for sonjetline. Ijjist Sninlay ev-
The (.'< ntemptibleness •;! jeal- ^,tin^ Uev. lleiod broke its long
vi- v wa.> never shown to all the j jjhJ a leorpnii/wtion was
wiitld btd'ore in any incident so made with William Diiniclc as
1 till v .iad lietitlesslv as ill the de i picsidenl: Vlissliena ller.otl, se •-
ijia I of Pe.ir\ Lii.iL Dr. t 'ook bad (v and .VI or Vol tug, treasnr-
reaclmd the north pole on April;,.|. A committee to nominate
sjlst, ! i lie minor oti ice is w as appointed
Am evidence that In t'ookl.uid was to report Wedtnsda)
might have left at the point al j ni^ht tintl the election or lejec-
wnit;li Ins comnassc.easi tl to act. 11 inn ot its nominees is to occm !
Mis f un.
j^oili^ from the place he ul". Sunday night by t.be league. i "What is your husband's chief-'
Miight not be found nor approach -1 The 1 .eagtie inv iles all interest - i nnmsemnnt?" asked the eurtoiis neiRli-
t-d exactly l V anothei person go-jeil in its woilc to be present next j l"ir' . ,,. . ,, ...
'"1 *" 1 J •' 1 1 I UotnK ttiinRs 1 don t want hiu\ U ,
s/ik lit.'jm. base, or they ,Sunday night. tin.'' wife qutekly .
Kiel,
Ok.
Outdoor Trimmings.
'Tell tin; samethlnf? "
"Well?
"What's an al lreaeo litneh?"
"A lunch served'with caterpillars Ict
stead of tlics."
^ . . ir h-<
M
e.&y
OF KINCIFISI!KH.
A Practical AUCTIONEER will ntton(: all
kinds of Public Sales and guarantee satis-
faction- Cam self your fine stock, \ our farm
sale ar anything you have to sell i t Public.
Leave orders for me with the Kiel Herald.
TERMS reasonable ;,a.rrange dates and bilk..
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Chapman, H. C. The Kiel Herald (Kiel, Okla.), Vol. 1, No. 23, Ed. 1 Thursday, September 16, 1909, newspaper, September 16, 1909; (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc102996/m1/4/: accessed April 25, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.