The Kiel Herald (Kiel, Okla.), Vol. 1, No. 18, Ed. 1 Thursday, August 12, 1909 Page: 4 of 8
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TI IK klKMIKRALD.
1'uhlishod Weekly.
II C. Chapman. Editor.
*1 a year in advance.
l\n t el ed hs seeond class matter April
1MH, Hi the piisl olliri ill Kiel <>k ilinlcr
the Ac t of March !' 1S7II
now Ik' the Charms that tihoiild |
.lrive tin1 mortga^'S liom lela* |
homa and suhstitut© tut hank de-
posits. smiling faces and cheely
farm homt;6.
01-*.'
l{;il*'s of advertising are the
SAMKio Afili The money
oi Patent Medicineand Advertis-
ing Agents will in l huy any
more for ns than that "I the la
horer
The people in this part of tht
country ale "getting theirs" now
"From now on the officers of
I,lie Minnesota State federation
Labor will make every ellort to
hring peaceful settlements of la-
bor disputes. Should any con
trovorsv arise the officials will at
once go to the seat of trouble and
use every honorable means of ar-
ranging a settlement of the diffi-
culty."
The above method ought to
i have been an original
LINfe'8 8U8Y.
VFe don't ran* much
To nigral Murn,
Bui we've about
A million cars
Of nielors, w *
(llvo > nu a tip.
All rea«lv now
To pl<*k and ship;
And cucumber# till
You just can't rost
And onion? way!
We've ix« t tho beat
And blRgPSt «-vcr
Raisrd, I Rueai!
Just ask ri'-rmudi
siio'ii conr< sh,
We've ;ot no time
To signal Mars
We're loading truck
Unto our cars.
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Virgins.
As tt. happened. however, the At*
foolish virgins were observed In their
perplexity by five wise men.
"Permit me!" ()tioth seach of these,
way of I and stepped up unit tilled ft virgin s
, t J lamp for her, adding: "Now, you just
getting employers and employes | ;voout need 8Onieh0dy to look out for
and the balance of humanity j t,0g(>thor oil disputed points, but
must bide a wee as the most, not
ed divine has neve
promise but one -
| the "walking delegates" must be
been able to supported in idleness and their
whisky bills paid. They are ex
= 1 peeled to keep strife and trouble
It would not cost the farmers on tap at all times and will bee-
between Dover. Kiel and Okeene , liminated from their ne.ar.oiiH
such an enormous amount to ; intermeddling under the Mume-
take stock in that Kni.l-EI Reno sofa system.
Inter urban railway and get it to If agitators on both sides were
nm up here and on to < >keene. suppressed and every allowed to
______________ ! stand entirely on lus or her merits
I,here would be no chance for the
Last week, in our bridge item, !l().|r(|s Gf grafters, most of whom
; are devoid of honest y and reason,
H |i York's name was used in
the otter of grass to put. on the
road, it should have been Joseph
L'hoate. His grass is six feet
high and very strong from the
long fibers and will be a durabli
road bed.
U> fasten themselves on the la
boring classes, drawing money
from the hard earnings of the
honest, industrious workers, by
misrepresentation and criminal
intimidation.
— The leaders of these orgaiza
Judge Parker is at the head of jtions are the guys "that neither
9ouf don't you, eh!"
And upon t.hc flvo foolish virgin?
blushing violently afi<l looking phyly .
down the five wise men lost no time
In procuring licenses, and they ali
lived happily ever after.
As for the wise virgins, they sniffed
some when they heiird the news, an
1 mad verted with considerable acerbity
cn the ancient mystery of the way of
a man with a maid, and let. it. go at
that.—I'uck. • t
Room for Improvement.
"T see," said DeBorutn, who was
making a prolonged call, "that an Ohio
penius has invented a telephone at i
tacliment that will enable one to see
a person miles away."
"That may be all right as far as It
goes," rejoined Miss Wearyun, "hut ,
it doesn't go quite far enough. An
attachment that would keep some peo
pie miles away would be more prac-
tical."
r-TEL ©3T2L.A.
YOUR BUSINESS IS SOLICITED. ^
We offer unusual facilities for handling all
branches of Commercial Banking. Special
attention given Farm Loans, Insurance, For-
eign Exchange and Bank Money orders is-
sued on all parts of the United States.
a movement in New ,i ork to ' re
deem the democratic party in
New York.- Ex
So is C. N. Haskell in
in t
licit her toil nor spin," the germs
that need a serum treatment to
rid the world of their polluting
contact with those ll.at. are help-
less against their bulldosing tac-
Out for Geese.
"Well," said Farmer Corntossel. "I'v
pot to look after my tomatoes and
string beans and things."
" You don't expect to feed all your
puramer boarders out of that little gar
den. do you?" Inquired the neighbor.
"Nope. I've put in my order lor
canned goods, as usual. That veget
able garden is just a decoy."
nm
I'aiker "redeemed" that out lit lies.
O lee before ami Hilly Hr.vau be i No holiest, industrious laborer
eauie bis assignee. Who will be
bis next victim?
ON THE SKIRMISH LINE.
federal ion to give
,iml remunerative
N .) Cuddy, the Hennessey
del miter inusthavea highgrml'
scholarship in the Oklahoma ad pels t he re
in mist ration's scln >ol lor spend- ] .-hist ic a nil nnla wful as any gang
• \ci needed a
lum a st. adv
employ nisnt.
No dishonest, lazy vagabond
ought to be grafted onto eniploy-
rs and an organization that com
>n of such is ana r-
ing other people's money,
"eoiiuneiiceinent exercises
be held—ban ing the Taylor
I he i, ,)• night rid
j diet I saddles
elet- | men I roiu |
O
>rs that ever strati
to go out to rostraii
■rowing and selling
tion law, a fit
winners can
honors.
be
while and the!
awarded due
legitimate farm products.
: as
Somebody with a railroad ii|
Ins rtleeve had better "come a '
runnin" and work it into this I
(^aine before the Knitl El Keno
ere is an impending wai,
son claims, and he is so
bow does it come that
first issue of his weded life is
inhalant in sex; By all
I means that child should have
BH""> I1"' 1 ""'1 „r the Mel illia,: l.iand as all
lute, .urban |.la,o. |u, colml „s c011,inK
in l„a bIwvo >tack.,l and <taJj „)ur „f 110e(i "
biinsell a winning hand it will j
only lake three tricks to win the |
game as the farmers have become j Pearl Cavett spent Sunday as
disgusted with the horses' game -t he guest of Carrie Callison and
au<l Kiel and Okeene have some, Frances Scott, at the Kiel hotel.
"ultipSjj that they are waiting to . ^ ,
••yanti «." i. —
8s"
"You never miss the water
'til the well runs dry."
Curious, isn't it, how some of us
Procrastinate?
You'll not fully realize the difficul-
ty in getting the full value of your
money unless you trade at our store.
Our system of Cash Buying ena-
bles us to offer the Best of merchan-
dise at very attractive prices in all
departments. —
Bring VLS your produce. High-
est market prices at all times.
Kansas the Provider.
One more ol the unfailing record
breaking wheat crops is promised
I 1
"Why. you haven't a new style
spring hat""
"No, thank you; people are so apt
to think one Is trying to cover up a
homely face."
•Ti* *at(l tiv
Hut w->% v
Wo think H
A wonmn
The Reason.
• hustle's coining bark,
■on't talk of it. alaok;
wrong 1° lall; °r
vvi-.irrt bphtnit li«'r back
•sf City Drug Store.
?m\&, oil, Window Glass. Bruos
and Patent mm®.
$ Cold DritiKs and Ic^ (bum
Kiel,
!<♦
T, D. CdALKER, PR PR.
Okla.
Enid j^ets the Kariners I aok oroaKuiB wneai uui> ■ i>iuiui>rU
iu^r plant. It costs Kind ^lOO.Oilb ' froui the fertile and dependable state
i i n.....iwu. t ll... vi.wl--'of Kansas, says Collier's Weekly
oasli siibsorn>tiou to tl«e*.UH U, Tbe Becretary ot the Kauaaa 8tato
HUJ.OU.I worth <>i real estate for board ot agriculture says: "It ap-
town lots for the eonipany and ' pears that Kansas tins a vast area
(..ir „ ,, .. , I,, of prospering w heat safely pnst th«
hiKty aurtHof land for a Mie fo per;ia 0't winV" six million ami
the plant Rnid is t< huild an I ninety-two thousand acres are sown
tfttmetlHe septic tank to dtspos 1 ! aod standing 1 hero ia a crop condl-
.. ! ,, ... tion of 88.05 per cent on these 6,000.-
(it the waste liiattei tiom t > ac|.e8 With lavorable weather.
KlHti^hter houses. the Wheat crop will be 100,01)0,000
It 4H a hiir whistle but costs a bushels So there is a happy sum-
& uiw In prospect for such of tbe un
tlUlli to 0WI1 It employed as are ali'e to reach the
This tln> Hock Island wheat fields at lurvest time, and for
Iftllwtu as il«U main artery fol college boys getting ahead the
. .* . , r Li winter term.
the shipping ol stock cor a ulniin —
of great stock markets--Foi I,
VYorth, El Ht'iw, Enid, Wichita
ttud Ktiiiiam Uily. i — —------ - -
, . i>. . I * . i, known pianist, who rweotly ihrcJo his
Inen UolltlgUlty ought to insk." |!^aPraIlce tn after an ab
IV hes lllty-WolilpeUllon toi I'exas, ' ecnue ui nine years
WStihhuiua awd Kansas tat stock I 'i losing a tremendous lot of
i,i ii . j . ,.i. moi^y 1« connection wlUi my re
VJmt Mlioulu Ktimumut tliUbvicK Haiti not i\M Btircessfut
luitisurs toevwiy | OhSlliloex<!lUriii; t)iBaU(. to htm ono day "Whal shall
V smail', "thw Imimi demands " l
' * ' ■' 0iv3 fewer concert^ was Uo«M-
iie^H auU (J Lkio wit, ...
5'jmmer Pirates.
"Yes," laughed the tall chap, "tht*
ts the picture of th;> country hoarding |
house where they charged us $211 t
week for two meats a day It has a
fine marine title."
• Marine title?" asked Ms friend tn
Fiirpris" What Is there marine
nhout it?"
Why. 1 call It 'Boarded by Plr
ates.""
Heard on the Docks.
Stranger What are you doing
standing here on this lonely dock, lit
tie n an'
Hoy—Watting fer de tied t' come
UNDERTAKING.
A Full Line of Up-to-date Undertaking Goods
always on hand. Prces Right!
**" Orders taken for Furniture. ^
S. ft. WALTON,
Kiel, 0k-
Sensible Advicf.
Many are the stories which are to'.d
of the wit of Herr Rosenthal, the well
« tuloK revtf
Strang r—The tide?
Hoy- No. i:e ti: d Mo Bister an' het
fel'ow w >nt over to St lo« to get
niarrlod <ii* mornina;
Doesn't B'?,e Easily.
*TI tiniKl'. tin- •'il'o-^o i;r.nt who loft
Uis s i',n>l und wi'ii* to m-t
Tlie wnrt,' .ieft* tie h nln<- n wn*k,
And Itas not done ti yet.
Placing the Order.
"Wot's yourn?" asked the waiter of
a quick-lunch patron
"not",hunts and black coffee," was
the reply
And the waiter sent in the order to
the cook bv wire ess "One in the
! 4atfc cubber Ures."
T. L.TH9IIPS0N,
OF KTNtJFISllKK.
A Practical AUCTIONEER will attenl ail
kinds of Public Sales and guarantee satis-
faction. Can sell your fine stock, your farm
sale ar anything you have to sell in Public.
Leave orders for me with the Kiel Herald.
TERMS reasonable; arrange dates and bills.
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Chapman, H. C. The Kiel Herald (Kiel, Okla.), Vol. 1, No. 18, Ed. 1 Thursday, August 12, 1909, newspaper, August 12, 1909; (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc102991/m1/4/: accessed April 18, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.